
	Eggs
	Cut and Paste Chichen Itza The Singing Teacher's Ghost Shimo and Ryo Barbara Tuchman Overdrive The Scientist Are You John Wayne Sex Offender Santa Claus Take It Easy
	Baron Von Birdbath
	The Olympia Song Just An Average Day Scooter Boy Banner Day Attack Of The Atomic SuperMonkeys Tell Her Snowcone Opportune Winterstorm Record Review A Really Big Fan Do You Recall?
	Cut and Paste I hope you don't mind if this is the same as the last song that we played Denny said it well when he confessed that all we've ever done is just rehashed I know I've heard this one before the same dumb song like the last one the same dumb song cut and pasted the same dumb song like the last one I know I've heard this one before scratching my head it's patience that I lack and it doesn't seem to matter cause it all goes back the words may have changed but the tune is the same cut and cut and cut and paste it Chichen Itza This could be the biggest dig of my short career all the locals said "son, don't dig here" but I dig This could be the last time that I see the Mesoamerican sunrise over me and I dig They made their homes beside the blue sea in the jungles cleared agriculturally This could be the last sip of my water bottle tonight I've gota date with Quetzalcoatl The Singing Teachers Ghost She sings along though she's been dead for a hundred years the janitor said and when the school gets out and the choir begins the singing teacher's ghost chimes in 21 when she was hired to teach the children in the choir for 50 years she walked these halls to the sound of running feet and the sound of ringing bell So she sings along though she's been dead for a hundred years the janitor said and when the school gets out and the choir begins the singing teacher's ghost chimes in High heels click down empty halls a skirt and parasol float through a wall a picture moves a door slams shut she's watching the kids and all the classes they've cut Shimo and Ryo Shimo and Ryo live far apart but they write lots of letters she's going on and on and on and that's fine cause he's letting her Yes it's true I miss you well and I'm here where the Gaigin dwell and if you could wait for me two more months I miss you I miss you a bunch Shimo and Ryo talk every day and that get kind of expensive she keeps calling him anyway and that's fine cause he's letting her Barbara Tuchman Overdrive Acording to Barbara the Kaiser's armies ate their dinner as they rolled along the Belgian highway and the Belgians obliged by burning everything in the path of the advancing German war machine And she's got everything figured out from the burning of Louvain to the Dreyfus affair and if you want to know what's been going on I suggest that you pick up a book by Barbara Tuchman Barbara Tuchman Barbara Tuchman Overdrive Acording to Barbara the king of France was captured and detained in 1456 at the battle of Poitiers and on page 192 in a distant mirror the English sold him back after just a couple years And she's got everything figured out from Geoffrey Chaucer's day job to the Order of the Star and if you want to know what's been going on I suggest that you pick up a book by Barbara Tuchman The Scientist The Scientist... She falls asleep at her machine while her husband and children dream her tired eyes and tired hands search for the data she has planned The motors gears and pulleys hum to the beat of a silent analog drum all her days are spent at this her's is the way of the scientist Pocket protector microscope protective eyewear and labcoat the lab is silent at 1AM she's worked a long night once again Are You John Wayne? ??????????????????? Sex Offender Santa Claus Sex offender Santa Claus hopes to God he is not caught children line up one by one his dirty mind starts to run There is a hole where his heart's supposed to go he's a dirty old man and he got some dirty plans... Sex offender Santa Claus hopes to God he is not caught so take the kids down to the mall Santa Claus will have a ball Take It Easy I've been running down the road trying to loosen my load... etc. bla bla bla The Olympia Song i'll have a veggie special hold the tomatoes you see a ghost i see a halo in olympia go downtown see a pet parade go to a college where you don't get grades in olympia brewery tours star at 9 AM i'll be the first in line again tonight the melvins and courtney love at the north shore surf club in olympia it's a nice place to visit but i wouldn't want to stay O L Y M P A that's olympa... Just An Average Day it rains and rains it rains and rains it's just an average day see ya, rey Scooter Boy seattle rainy november day there's trouble at the US bank (broadway) bank robbers have got the place tied down all the cops are eating donuts across the town out of the blue there's a guy on a scooter driving driving into this hostage situation whipping out all the kung fu moves and giving all of the bank robbers the blues skinny tie and big black glasses on a vespa scooter 150 go go scooter boy! seattle rainy november night maria's stuck out on i5 cars are passing no one wants to stop all the cops are still at the donut shop out of control there's a donut truck that sliding maria's way... it looks like it's the end a shining white vespa carries her away: scooter boy saves the day skinny tie and big black glasses on a vespa scooter 150 go go scooter boy! Banner Day i waited for her at my house she drove us out to the coast in her car we kicked off our shoes and walked on the beach we had a picnic i ate a peach we sat on a sand dune and watched the gulls fly by banner day... nothing compares she told me to hold my hand in her hand we stood in the grass by the edge of the sand we kicked off our shoes and sat on the couch smiling she said that without a doubt this would be a day to recall The Attack of The Atomic Supermonkeys the phones go dead and the sky turns black as the earth comes under an alien attack and the people run screaming through the city streets as the sidewalks melt from the radioactive heat it's the... attack of the atomic supermonkeys they're coming to get you spaceships landed in the city park and the street lights last night all went dark and we want them to go but we don't know how to say we have no bananas today Tell Her She's the breeze in my house she's the fly in my mouth and i swallow, swallow comes a consistent scenario: i lay awake there thing's i'd say but caution prevails do i conceal my passion or do i risk the reaction and tell her the truth and she'll tear you apart if i overreact and she takes a step back then it follows, follow it could become a consistent scenario: i'm losing ground she's not around when i call it seems that i would do well to keep this to myself tell her the truth and she'll tear you apart Snowcone snowcone at the woodland park zoo snowcone and a soda pop too snowcone lemon lime and grape snowcone standing by the apes snowcones take the cake snowcones make me shake snowcones rule the school snowcones turn my crank snowcones break the bank snowcones they are so cool snowcones are so cool snowcone in my right hand snowcone they're my favorite band snowcone they turn my tounge blue snowcone one for me and for you Opportune this could be our try pass it over it passes you by opportune don't aim to miss this time will this be the one to fly crush it to you and kiss it goodbye opportune don't aim to miss this time a Winterstorm outside there's a winterstorm blowing and i'm in here with a hot pot of tea the braches wave and the cats all shiver as they pad down the rain soaked streets and the pock marked surface of puget sound and the long low train yard sound we say this is old hat for us by now just another rainy night in my home town rivers run down queen anne hill as the drunks dry out at the rendezvous and the sea tac flight path howls over the washed out rooftop patchwork quilt a halo of memories lights my face as i recall the boy who knew this place swing set afternoons and soccer practice dark storm clouds and thick wool jackets and.. Record Review a record review in the sunday times a record review that was somewhat unkind the singer remarks: i've never seen one quite this bad before don't quit your day job son you'll never go far but at least you had fun and oooh the way that you sing i guess it's allright if you like that sort of thing the singer dreamed he was in a play the critic was the hero and the singer was the maid for his big line, the maid forgot the words so the hero improvised... A Really Big Fan i was never one of your closer friends but i was always happy enough just to know you some would say that i'm obsessed but i prefer to use the term "really big fan" see i was there at that empty show that you played six years ago and i bought all of the records you're on except for a few of the imported ones (they were too expensive) and i wrote this to say that i just think you're great and without revealing you more it's your songs and genius and personality that i adore Do You Recall? do you recall the time you lay alone in a moonlit room with a radio do you recall the scent of a hopeful summer's evening do you recall the way your mother looked when she was young floral patterns framed in black and white in a book in a drawer in a room down the hall do you recall the patter-pelt sounds of raindrops falling down on a secret window sill?